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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:48:44 -0400

Me: tries to write a meaningful, touching message in a card

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:30:37 -0400

Me: tries to write a meaningful, touching message in a card
Me: ends up just putting a not-very-funny joke or a drawing of calvin and hobbes inside the card instead

#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:34:49 -0400

#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his complete disinterest in life

itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:22:45 -0400

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:16:58 -0400

“This,” said Simon, between his teeth, “is different.” “How?...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:16:17 -0400

“This,” said Simon, between his teeth, “is different.”
“How? How is it different?”
“Because I see the way you look at him!” he shouted. “And I never looked at any of those girls like that! It was just something to do, a way to practice, until-“
“Until what?” Clary knew dimly that she was being horrible, the whole thing was horrible; they’d never even had a fight before that was more serious than an argument about who’d eaten the last Pop-Tart from the box in the tree house, but she didn’t seem able to stop. “Until Isabelle came along? I can’t believe you’re lecturing me about Jace when you made a complete fool of yourself over her!” Her voice rose to a scream.
“I was trying to make you jealous!” Simon screamed, right back. His hands were fists at his sides. “You’re so stupid, Clary. You’re so stupid, can’t you see anything?”
She stared at him in bewilderment. What on earth did he mean? “Trying to make me jealous? Why would you try to do that?”
She saw immediately that this was the worst thing she could have asked him.
“Because,” he said, so bitterly that it shocked her, “I’ve been in love with you for ten years, so I thought it seemed like time to find out whether you felt the same about me. Which, I guess, you don’t.”

ecsta-seas: sassprincess: me at school ^ same

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:09:05 -0400

ecsta-seas:

sassprincess:

me at school

^ same

vivlio: you may say i’m a dreamer but i’m not the only one whenever i see this all i can think of...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:15:56 -0400

vivlio:

you may say i’m a dreamer

but i’m not the only one

whenever i see this all i can think of is in Dinner for schmucks where steve carell says “you may say i’m a dreamer but i’m not…” and then the normal guy says “…the only one”.”

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:55:29 -0400

notextinctenough: Robert Sheehan on the City of Bones set with...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:50:09 -0400

notextinctenough:

Robert Sheehan on the City of Bones set with MTV [x]

Kate Middleton and Prince William fighting a wizard’s duel...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:51:04 -0400

Kate Middleton and Prince William fighting a wizard’s duel during their tour of Leavesden Studios. [x]

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:25:56 -0400

awkwardsituationist: “world of averages” - composite images...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:10:22 -0400

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces.

mdecourfeyrac: So I got a text in math this morning

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:00:33 -0400

mdecourfeyrac:

So I got a text in math this morning

omg

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:43:31 -0400

omg

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:41:11 -0400

loserslol: The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:35:12 -0400

loserslol:

The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER